1 00:00:01,095 --> 00:00:04,849 When I moved to New York was it shabby, disgusting - 2 00:00:05,016 --> 00:00:10,271 - ugly, ugly, full of fleas, stinky and scary. 3 00:00:10,438 --> 00:00:15,234 But it unfortunately went uphill from there. 4 00:00:15,401 --> 00:00:18,779 The streets became cleaner and the rent became higher. 5 00:00:18,946 --> 00:00:22,950 One by one they all disappeared tacky places we loved. 6 00:00:23,117 --> 00:00:27,913 Punk club "Elbow Room" was turned into a kiosk. 7 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:32,126 Workers' tribal bar "McHale's" turned into a burger place. 8 00:00:32,293 --> 00:00:38,674 The lovely bar "Fez" became a bank and not just any bank. 9 00:00:38,841 --> 00:00:42,970 Goliath National Bank, leading credit bank. 10 00:00:43,137 --> 00:00:46,682 I love Goliath National Bank. 11 00:00:46,849 --> 00:00:51,937 You look ridiculous. Why Are you that excited about a bank? 12 00:00:52,104 --> 00:00:55,024 We have ruthlessly bought them up. 13 00:00:55,191 --> 00:00:58,986 It took two months and cost 2000 jobs. 14 00:00:59,153 --> 00:01:02,281 It was brutal. Who wants a T-shirt? 15 00:01:03,699 --> 00:01:08,037 We employ lawyers. I can get you a job. 16 00:01:08,204 --> 00:01:12,333 Marshall didn't quit his job to work in a bank. 17 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:14,835 He must be an environmental lawyer. 18 00:01:15,002 --> 00:01:19,757 At least that was the plan. Marshall was at many job interviews. 19 00:01:19,924 --> 00:01:24,595 You are confident energetic, focused. 20 00:01:24,762 --> 00:01:30,184 - Many job interviews ... - You are flexible about the salary. 21 00:01:30,351 --> 00:01:33,479 You won't cry this time. 22 00:01:33,646 --> 00:01:38,317 - Too many job interviews ... - You are sad and broken. 23 00:01:38,484 --> 00:01:41,612 You do this, come home - 24 00:01:41,779 --> 00:01:45,866 - puts on the big underpants and takes a nap. 25 00:01:46,033 --> 00:01:50,371 That brings us to September 29: burger night. 26 00:01:50,538 --> 00:01:56,085 - What do you want to eat? - You must try the burger. 27 00:01:56,252 --> 00:01:58,713 Cool, we'll take five. 28 00:01:58,879 --> 00:02:04,051 - Do you want to eat here? - I have been in treatment for seven days. 29 00:02:04,218 --> 00:02:09,056 - Didn't you start yesterday? - I finished early. 30 00:02:09,223 --> 00:02:12,226 - How about sushi? - We got that yesterday. 31 00:02:12,393 --> 00:02:15,021 - Italian? - I had that for lunch. 32 00:02:15,187 --> 00:02:19,734 We always argue for an hour, and then we eat here anyway. 33 00:02:19,900 --> 00:02:25,906 I haven't eaten for two days. Can't we just order now? 34 00:02:27,908 --> 00:02:33,289 - Chinese food? Indian? - I don't like Chinese food. 35 00:02:33,456 --> 00:02:38,461 - Indian is not Chinese food. - Strange meat, strange music and rice. 36 00:02:38,627 --> 00:02:43,674 - Mexican? - I don't like Chinese food. 37 00:02:57,688 --> 00:03:01,984 - Yours will come soon, Robin. - Of course, mine comes last. 38 00:03:05,321 --> 00:03:09,075 - Just start without me. - Thank you! 39 00:03:15,122 --> 00:03:17,416 This burger is really good. 40 00:03:17,583 --> 00:03:21,295 It's Christmas in my mouth. Beef Christmas. 41 00:03:21,462 --> 00:03:26,217 An angel from heaven landed in MacLaren's kitchen, - 42 00:03:26,384 --> 00:03:29,303 - where the chef threw it in the meat grinder. 43 00:03:29,470 --> 00:03:35,059 I love it so much that I want to have my end sewn together. 44 00:03:35,226 --> 00:03:39,605 - It's okay. - Are you crazy? 45 00:03:39,772 --> 00:03:45,319 Compared to the city's best burger tastes everything else of grandfather's feet. 46 00:03:45,486 --> 00:03:51,534 - Welcome! - Have you eaten the best burger in town? 47 00:03:51,701 --> 00:03:56,998 It's been eight years. For a kid from Minnesota - 48 00:03:57,164 --> 00:04:00,835 - the big city was scary. 49 00:04:03,838 --> 00:04:06,215 Thank God! It was just you. 50 00:04:06,382 --> 00:04:10,803 - Then stop! Have you been out today? - Why should I? 51 00:04:10,970 --> 00:04:13,973 Everything can be delivered, and the tv show is cool. 52 00:04:14,140 --> 00:04:18,602 Have you seen it with the old jewish lady in the bikini? 53 00:04:18,769 --> 00:04:21,939 Now stop your paranoia! You will not be deprived. 54 00:04:22,106 --> 00:04:28,362 I have no knife and I can't breakdancing to gain respect. 55 00:04:28,529 --> 00:04:33,200 - Now you go for a walk! Off! - The lady in the bikini is back. 56 00:04:33,367 --> 00:04:38,122 - Out with you! - Yes, yes. 57 00:04:41,459 --> 00:04:44,754 Leave the ball tree here. 58 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:47,548 I went out into the great, spooky city. 59 00:04:47,715 --> 00:04:51,093 I discovered that it wasn't scary at all. 60 00:04:51,260 --> 00:04:54,305 Hi, how are you? 61 00:04:54,472 --> 00:04:57,058 Look no further. 62 00:04:57,224 --> 00:05:02,355 I was getting a little hungry and turned around the corner ... 63 00:05:04,523 --> 00:05:11,572 There it lay between an animal stuffed animal and a porn store. 64 00:05:11,739 --> 00:05:15,951 Name two places where things get stuffed. 65 00:05:16,118 --> 00:05:18,537 So I went in - 66 00:05:18,704 --> 00:05:22,667 - and I ordered the "burger". 67 00:06:05,710 --> 00:06:08,504 Wake up, Ted! 68 00:06:10,006 --> 00:06:13,509 - Sorry! Did something happen? - Don't worry. 69 00:06:15,261 --> 00:06:20,016 I ate the best in the world burger in an incredible place. 70 00:06:20,182 --> 00:06:25,187 The famous eat there. But the burger, Ted… 71 00:06:25,354 --> 00:06:29,108 I want one now. Are they open? 72 00:06:29,275 --> 00:06:33,321 Have New York locations open after 9.30pm? 73 00:06:33,487 --> 00:06:36,991 We went out, but after several hours of searching ... 74 00:06:37,158 --> 00:06:40,786 - Where is it located? - Couldn't you find it? 75 00:06:40,953 --> 00:06:45,833 It took us three hours and one helpful trans to find home again. 76 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,753 Was Betty Noir a transvestite? 77 00:06:48,919 --> 00:06:53,591 - Where do you think it was? - Between her legs. 78 00:06:54,508 --> 00:06:58,929 But getting a loan in Goliath National Bank is straightforward. 79 00:06:59,096 --> 00:07:01,515 We never found the place. 80 00:07:01,682 --> 00:07:06,228 Eight years have now passed. Still no burger. 81 00:07:09,023 --> 00:07:12,401 I heard what you said. 82 00:07:12,568 --> 00:07:18,741 I know the place well. It's called Corner Bistro. 83 00:07:18,908 --> 00:07:22,411 Corner Bistro? 84 00:07:22,578 --> 00:07:26,332 I have used a quarter of my life to lead, - 85 00:07:26,499 --> 00:07:31,796 - but it never occurred to me to go to the city's most popular burger joint. 86 00:07:31,962 --> 00:07:35,424 Can I return the favor? 87 00:07:35,591 --> 00:07:39,428 Delicious coffee ... Starbucks. 88 00:07:42,598 --> 00:07:45,393 Have you been to Corner Bistro? 89 00:07:45,559 --> 00:07:51,399 I have tried all the "best" burgers in town. 90 00:07:53,025 --> 00:07:55,861 And tried to forget. 91 00:08:11,335 --> 00:08:14,296 Come on, let's go. 92 00:08:14,463 --> 00:08:20,011 - No one was around at all. - We thought we were close once. 93 00:08:20,177 --> 00:08:23,431 Regis Philbin coaches in my gym. 94 00:08:23,597 --> 00:08:26,267 The photo with the autograph! 95 00:08:26,434 --> 00:08:30,521 Of course I remember the place with the world's best burger. 96 00:08:30,688 --> 00:08:34,942 I still have beautiful ones recurring dreams about it. 97 00:08:35,109 --> 00:08:39,697 I wake up and shout: "Get out of my brain, steak!" 98 00:08:39,864 --> 00:08:43,993 - Do you remember where it is? - I never wrote it down. 99 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:47,830 I regret that every single day. 100 00:08:47,997 --> 00:08:54,128 Do you know where it is? if you say Corner Bistro I give you a pat! 101 00:08:54,295 --> 00:08:58,174 - We don't know. - Don't piss me off! 102 00:08:58,341 --> 00:09:01,844 - Father must have his meat! - I swear, Regis. 103 00:09:03,471 --> 00:09:05,640 What about you, Lurch? 104 00:09:05,806 --> 00:09:08,893 What about you, flab? 105 00:09:09,060 --> 00:09:15,358 Here is my mobile number. Call if you find the burger. 106 00:09:15,524 --> 00:09:20,946 What are you waiting for? Get out and find the burger! 107 00:09:21,113 --> 00:09:27,203 There the story ends. I have to forever searching for the green door - 108 00:09:27,370 --> 00:09:30,081 - and the red neon sign. 109 00:09:30,247 --> 00:09:32,667 A green door and red neon sign? 110 00:09:32,833 --> 00:09:37,963 I have passed that many times. It is located on West 12th Street. 111 00:09:38,130 --> 00:09:41,676 I knew that the street was called something with a number! 112 00:09:41,842 --> 00:09:48,808 No, Robin. Tonight we are going to eat New York's best burgers! 113 00:09:56,373 --> 00:10:00,711 - Finally, we have to eat the burger. - I'm so happy. 114 00:10:00,877 --> 00:10:06,883 After all the disappointments deserve you a victorious mouthful of meat. 115 00:10:07,050 --> 00:10:11,179 Like the mouthful of cheating, you get in the head in other banks. 116 00:10:11,346 --> 00:10:15,017 Satisfied customers are Goliath's most important investment. 117 00:10:15,183 --> 00:10:18,854 Working in a bank is pretty tame. 118 00:10:19,021 --> 00:10:22,733 And it's free payment service maybe not? 119 00:10:22,899 --> 00:10:27,863 How lame is 3.3% annually interest yield? Namely. 120 00:10:28,030 --> 00:10:31,950 I don't want to make fun of you but you force me. 121 00:10:33,535 --> 00:10:39,166 - We should call Regis. - He's dangerous. I'm sending a text. 122 00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:43,420 In the end it was a crown. Before that it was flat. 123 00:10:43,587 --> 00:10:48,383 You asked the audience. The result was a draw. 124 00:10:48,550 --> 00:10:55,182 At 258,000 dollars can i ask you... 125 00:10:55,349 --> 00:11:01,313 What do you choose? Crown or ... 126 00:11:02,481 --> 00:11:06,068 I have to go! 127 00:11:08,028 --> 00:11:12,074 Green door. Red neon sign. It's the right place. 128 00:11:12,241 --> 00:11:14,868 I just want to say a few words. 129 00:11:15,035 --> 00:11:18,747 - I'll eat your hand! - Let's just go inside. 130 00:11:20,082 --> 00:11:22,668 Yours will arrive shortly. 131 00:11:24,628 --> 00:11:29,716 You can just start. Tap and eat! 132 00:11:32,803 --> 00:11:38,517 I will never brush my teeth, except with this burger. 133 00:11:39,643 --> 00:11:42,646 I just had my first burgasm. 134 00:11:42,813 --> 00:11:49,695 I want to invite it here burger out for dinner and a movie. 135 00:11:49,861 --> 00:11:53,407 Then we go home and light up for Terence Trent D'arby - 136 00:11:53,574 --> 00:11:59,496 - caresses a little and walks forward slowly. 137 00:12:00,831 --> 00:12:03,792 It's not the right one. 138 00:12:03,959 --> 00:12:09,464 It can't be the same burgers like eight years ago? 139 00:12:09,631 --> 00:12:16,096 - You just have too high expectations. - It's just a burger. 140 00:12:16,263 --> 00:12:22,477 It is so much more than "just a burger". 141 00:12:22,644 --> 00:12:29,026 The first bite. It's pure happiness. 142 00:12:29,192 --> 00:12:35,866 The bread as a sesame grid angel breast on ketchup and mustard. 143 00:12:36,033 --> 00:12:39,244 Sensory impressions form a seductive pas de deux. 144 00:12:39,411 --> 00:12:44,291 And then ... a pickle. 145 00:12:44,458 --> 00:12:47,836 A little playful pickled cucumber. 146 00:12:48,003 --> 00:12:51,840 And then a tomato slice, a lettuce leaf - 147 00:12:52,007 --> 00:12:57,012 - and a beef crepinette so exquisite. 148 00:12:57,179 --> 00:13:01,892 It swirls around in the mouth separate and combine again - 149 00:13:02,059 --> 00:13:07,230 - in a symphony of deliciousness, that is so wonderful. 150 00:13:07,397 --> 00:13:11,610 It's not just a sandwich with grilled meat and toasted bread. 151 00:13:11,777 --> 00:13:16,823 It is God that speaks to us through food. 152 00:13:18,659 --> 00:13:22,955 And you found our wedding vows on the internet... 153 00:13:23,121 --> 00:13:26,041 This is not the right place. 154 00:13:26,208 --> 00:13:31,755 It's a different place with one green door and a red neon sign. 155 00:13:31,922 --> 00:13:37,219 I call all the restaurants and asks about the color of their door. 156 00:13:37,386 --> 00:13:40,472 It's quite simple. Let's get started. 157 00:13:43,934 --> 00:13:47,938 Apparently this is not just about about a burger. 158 00:13:48,105 --> 00:13:52,067 Marshall is not feeling well. He needs a job. 159 00:13:52,234 --> 00:13:55,195 - Tell me about the underpants. - What is it? 160 00:13:57,030 --> 00:13:59,575 It started a few weeks ago. 161 00:13:59,741 --> 00:14:04,288 It will be crown! It is almost always crown. 162 00:14:07,416 --> 00:14:12,629 - Did you wear pants today? - No. 163 00:14:12,796 --> 00:14:16,425 It was fun at first, and so it became every day. 164 00:14:16,592 --> 00:14:19,678 But he didn't go outside like that. 165 00:14:20,762 --> 00:14:23,557 One day he picked up the newspaper like that. 166 00:14:24,808 --> 00:14:28,604 The next day he started to go down after the post like that. 167 00:14:28,770 --> 00:14:34,318 Everyone has an underpants radius. From the bedroom to the bathroom. 168 00:14:34,484 --> 00:14:40,240 When self-confidence diminishes, the underpants radius becomes larger. 169 00:14:40,407 --> 00:14:44,328 How big is Marshall's underpants radius? 170 00:14:44,494 --> 00:14:47,289 Now we go. 171 00:14:51,752 --> 00:14:53,921 He will find a job soon. 172 00:14:54,087 --> 00:14:59,968 When times are hard, I think of my favorite song. 173 00:15:00,135 --> 00:15:03,597 We are here, when you need a friend 174 00:15:03,764 --> 00:15:07,976 Through thick and thin you can always trust it 175 00:15:08,143 --> 00:15:13,357 Leader in credit and banking 176 00:15:13,523 --> 00:15:19,446 Goliath National Bank ... Member of the Deposit Guarantee Fund. 177 00:15:19,613 --> 00:15:23,659 - We have to find Marshall's burger. - We eat it. 178 00:15:23,825 --> 00:15:28,580 - Not me. - Marshall says it's not the one. 179 00:15:28,747 --> 00:15:32,626 - Finally! - Have you got a new chef here? 180 00:15:32,793 --> 00:15:36,672 My husband got another burger here a few years ago. 181 00:15:36,838 --> 00:15:41,885 We have copied elsewhere with green door and neon sign. 182 00:15:42,052 --> 00:15:45,305 - Where? - On 106th Street. 183 00:15:50,394 --> 00:15:52,187 Damn it! 184 00:15:52,354 --> 00:15:55,649 106th Street. A street with a number! 185 00:15:57,526 --> 00:16:00,320 - Barney Stinson. - Where are you? 186 00:16:00,487 --> 00:16:04,366 - Who is this? - Regis. I'm at the restaurant. 187 00:16:04,533 --> 00:16:08,787 Excuse me. I forgot to call you. 188 00:16:08,954 --> 00:16:12,833 It was the wrong place. We're headed to 106th Street. 189 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,502 North? 190 00:16:19,006 --> 00:16:24,052 I'll be there in 20 minutes. Order a medium steak. 191 00:16:24,219 --> 00:16:29,141 - Onions? Okay, no onions. - Stop! 192 00:16:33,437 --> 00:16:36,106 It's here! 193 00:16:36,273 --> 00:16:40,027 Look no further. We have girls who undress. 194 00:16:40,193 --> 00:16:42,279 It's here! 195 00:16:51,955 --> 00:16:55,125 One out of 9000 convenient places. 196 00:17:00,121 --> 00:17:04,709 It was right here. 197 00:17:04,876 --> 00:17:10,256 - Where is the burger? - It's an ATM now. 198 00:17:10,423 --> 00:17:14,677 - We can eat here. - It's an ATM. 199 00:17:14,844 --> 00:17:18,973 Food ... 200 00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:23,186 It's your fault. You and your stupid bank! 201 00:17:23,353 --> 00:17:25,813 Aw! Hold on, Lily! 202 00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:28,942 I never use one Goliath slot machine again! 203 00:17:29,108 --> 00:17:34,113 Goliath National Bank is the world's worst bank! 204 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:38,910 Listen up, New Yorkers! This bank is too small! 205 00:17:39,077 --> 00:17:42,747 - Tell her now, Marshall. - What? 206 00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:48,252 - Tell me what? - I got a job. 207 00:17:48,419 --> 00:17:52,256 - Where? - In Goliath National Bank. 208 00:17:52,423 --> 00:17:58,805 Barney has talked about how good they are because we must work together. 209 00:17:58,972 --> 00:18:02,809 Not together. You are not allowed on my floor. 210 00:18:04,519 --> 00:18:10,900 - You wanted to be an environmental lawyer. - And a Harlem Globetrotter. 211 00:18:11,067 --> 00:18:15,822 Until then I have to have a job, and this is really good. 212 00:18:15,989 --> 00:18:19,367 High salary and good benefits. 213 00:18:19,534 --> 00:18:23,371 That motivates me to put on pants in the morning. 214 00:18:23,538 --> 00:18:29,377 I can save the planet later. Now I just want to wear pants. 215 00:18:29,544 --> 00:18:35,466 You have nice pants. i love you 216 00:18:35,633 --> 00:18:40,388 - No, Robin! - It wasn't open! 217 00:18:40,555 --> 00:18:42,807 Too bad you didn't get your burger. 218 00:18:42,974 --> 00:18:46,894 I'm thinking about my first week in New York. 219 00:18:47,061 --> 00:18:51,316 I was 22 years old and had my whole life ahead of me. 220 00:18:51,482 --> 00:18:55,695 I thought that if I got that burger one more time - 221 00:18:55,862 --> 00:19:01,868 - and felt the same for an evening, then I would be able to grow up. 222 00:19:02,035 --> 00:19:05,455 Work in a bank and be happy. 223 00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:09,083 The burger place has just moved. 224 00:19:10,293 --> 00:19:14,881 - For 100 dollars I say where. - 100? It's insane. 225 00:19:17,133 --> 00:19:21,054 - Give him some money. - I have no cash. 226 00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:27,644 Imagine if there was a simple way to raise cash. 227 00:19:36,611 --> 00:19:39,864 Member of the Deposit Guarantee Fund. 228 00:19:40,031 --> 00:19:43,910 We gave him the money and twenty minutes later ... 229 00:19:44,077 --> 00:19:47,038 It might not be as good. 230 00:19:47,205 --> 00:19:50,041 Everything has changed now. 231 00:19:50,208 --> 00:19:53,503 Don't get your hopes up. 232 00:20:03,554 --> 00:20:09,560 That's it. It's the same one. New York's best burger. 233 00:20:09,727 --> 00:20:11,896 Eat! 234 00:20:12,063 --> 00:20:16,818 After he had finally found, the burger he longed for, - 235 00:20:16,985 --> 00:20:21,739 - Marshall got up the next morning, put on pants and went to work. 236 00:20:21,906 --> 00:20:24,367 He never looked back. 237 00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:30,123 I want to make a bed in the burger, - 238 00:20:30,290 --> 00:20:35,253 - crawl in and settle down and die in there. 239 00:20:35,420 --> 00:20:40,008 I want you inside me. 240 00:20:40,174 --> 00:20:45,388 It's so delicious I'm scared to make the burger pregnant. 241 00:20:45,555 --> 00:20:52,353 If he makes her pregnant, I'll take the delicious burger babies. 242 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:55,940 It's not the right one. 243 00:21:00,862 --> 00:21:04,657 Wait ... it is the right one! 244 00:21:04,824 --> 00:21:08,036 You're just kidding. 245 00:21:08,202 --> 00:21:12,373 Texts: Christa Hejlstrup www.sdimediagroup.com